Random Pokemon Meme

Go here if you wanna do this randompokemon.com/
set it to generate 1 pokemon, all regions, all types


0. This Pokémon is you:.
 Awww YEAH!!!!! ;-P


1. This Pokémon is your best friend:

 Um...ok then....


2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion: 

 Oh boy...I just might not get that promotion.... :/


3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project: 

  Yus! Perfect! Lets do this!!!


5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Who the heck did I marry?!

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend: 
Oh...I guess hes kinda cute...


7. This Pokémon is your ex: 

O.O why....


8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment: 

 -facepalms- Get away from meh fatty!!!


9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:

 O.o" -backs away slowly-

10. This Pokémon ate all your cake: 

 NOOO NOT MEH CAKE!!!

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night: 

 O.O..... Those vines....

12. This Pokémon punched your mom:

 Punched? How?


13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:

Bad bird....

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands: 

 O.o" oops...I was just trying to garden I swear ^.^"

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life: 

 Awesome! Good dog!

16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:

o.o ok then...

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet: 

Your cute I guess... -pats it on the head-

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist: 

Ewww....keep your dirty bird feet out of meh mouth...

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night: 

 Um...why?

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house: 

 O.O oh -bleep-

21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe: 

 Cool!

22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:

 Awesome! Thanks lady! -high fives her-


23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you: 

 Oh ok then pull up a chair!

24. This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:

 What the -bleep- is that?!

25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't: 

 Aww thanks c:

26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:

 O3O OMG SOMEONE SAVE MEH!

27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats: 

O.O" uh you can keep them...-runs away screaming-

28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you: 
 
 Get a job you bum....>:U

29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:

Oh fun!


30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:

 Welp I guess no one will be tagged then.... XD